CTHULHU The Great Old One (Cosmic Deity) HEIGHT: Hundreds of Meters Tall RANGE: Imprisoned in the Sunken City of R`lyeh Deep Beneath the South Pacific FIRST ACCOUNT: Call of Cthulhu Short Story by H.P. Lovecraft (from Weird Tales - June 1926) THREAT TO HUMANS: Sleeping Cthulhu Emanates Constant Anxiety for All Mankind; Awakened...Very Bad News The Legend: Be very quiet -…
Democrat Donkey Wild Hair Creations Party Animals Diminutive Donkey that Deftly Dominates Any Debate! This hard working beast with a walloping kick. Has a heart for the downtrodden, needy, and sick. He gallops full speed as he shakes his blue hair, A knight on a mission, to make all things fair. It’s off to the races! The campaign begins! Promoting…
El Chupacabra prowls around the American southwest, Mexico, and parts of South America at night; drinking and draining the blood of livestock and pets; and leaving a body count in your wake will earn you a reputation as the serial killer of the cryptid community, as well as the name Chupacabra, A.K.A. the goat sucker. The first attack attributed to…
Independent Eagle Wild Hair Creations Party Animals Independent Minded Eagle that Proudly Puts America First! The eagle soars high, white hair in the breeze. He looks down at earth, doesn’t like what he sees. The two party system plans more of the same. Only two options? He’s tired of this game! Scrapping clichés, he’ll take a bold stand Armed with…
Lil Liberty Wild Hair Creations AmerIcons: She is a statue symbolic of freedom. No matter how tall or small!! I was born on foreign shores, a symbol for all to see. Inspired by love of freedom, they call me Lil Liberty. To America I sailed, my glowing torch held high, and greeted other immigrants with hopes and dreams and pride.…
Equal pay and equal rights! We keep fighting for what is right! My name is Lil Rosie the Riveter and tough as nails I am. When an honest day’s work is needed, I’m as good as any man! I’m reliable, I’m smart, and I won’t give up the fight. What all us “Li’l Rosies” want are equal pay and equal rights!…
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Sasquatch: BigFoot of the Pacific Northwest Arguably the most famous of all cryptids, Sasquatch is described by eyewitnesses as a towering ape-like beast, estimated by some as standing up to 12 feet tall and weighing in at nearly a ton. The creature’s most famous calling card is the 24-inch long footprints it leaves behind, which inspired the famous nickname: Bigfoot.…
The Jersey Devil Wild Hair Creations JERSEY DEVIL LEGEND Popular legend states that in 1735 a very fruitful Jane Leeds discovered she was regrettably pregnant for a thirteenth time. Exhausted and frustrated after previously agonizing through 12 colonial-era childbirths, she cursed the unborn child and called it the Devil. Well, that did it. Born seemingly normal, the child transformed shortly…
MOTHMAN LEGEND First spotted by gravediggers in 1966 at a cemetery in Clendenin, West Virginia. This large, winged, humanoid creature has made his home in the Mountain State ever since. The vast majority of Mothman sightings have occurred nearly 80 miles away from Clendenin, around the hazardous explosives waste site of an abandoned TNT Factory in Point Pleasant. Drawn to…
The LEGEND: The infamous Yeti is a large ape-like creature inhabiting the Himalayan region of Nepal and Tibet. It managed to live in relative obscurity for centuries with only an occasional eyewitness account emerging from the snow-covered mountains. It was not until the 20th century when western explorers and media ascended the icy peaks that the Yeti was put on the…
